I have had a long and turbulant relationship with sunglasses. I lose them, I break them, I can never find a pair that fits around my gigantic head. I recall that many years ago I went shopping with my dad for sunglasses. We were on a mission to find something that Derek would like and would fit. All around the mall we walked until we came to Eddie Bauer. It must have been ages that we were at their measly selection of sunglasses before finally I settled on some aviators. My dad, always supportive, said they “fit my conservative style,” which is odd to me now because I think I’ve drifted pretty far from conservative from that time.
Anyway, armed with my new, non-cheap-o, carefully selected sunglasses, I went to the beach. And what’s a trip to the beach without going in the water? So, diligently observing the attention that went into these sunglasses, I took them off and put them on my beach chair and took off to go swimming. Wouldn’t you know it, my aunt comes by to talk to my mom and chooses my chair to sit in, thereby smashing my sunglasses. I felt terrible and my parents only heaped the guilt on more, admonishing me for carelessness with my things and lack of regard for the cost of such items. I haven’t bought a pair of sunglasses over $5 since (in fact, the last pair I wore for any signficant length of time were actually pulled up from the bottom of a lake by my brother when he was playing around with goggles on a canoe trip). My dad bent them back into shape but I couldn’t or wouldn’t put them back on.
So years pass and I find myself digging through old boxes. Collections of stuff that I deemed too memorable to throw away at the time, so I piled it into various boxes and carried them around with me from place to place. Now I’m preparing for another move but one without a time schedule, so I decide, what better time to purge some of this stuff that’s accumulated over the years? I come across the sunglasses that were smooshed; I had saved them. I give a little tweak and a bend and, just for kicks, go try them on in the mirror. Hey… these are pretty snazzy!